Yo Mama Jokes Battle

yo mama cannt speel propli ...ok this 1 suck

Yo mama so dum when she sent me a fax she put a stamp on it DX

yo mama so stupid when she write in word she says "pass me pen pls"

YO,YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE ROBS A BANK SHE DOESNT HAVE TO PUT A MASK ON,SHE JUST WALKS IN AND THEY TURN OFF THE CAMERAS. DX

hey yo mama have so dirty toots that ppl made coal mine in her mouth

HEY,YO MAMA SO OLD SHE SAT BEHIND JESUS IN THE THIRD GRADE! DX

hey yo mama so tall when she stund up army send all its troops cuz they think king kong came back xD

Yo mama so ugly she uses a make up line called "why bother"

yo mama so ugly if u look at her your eyes gonna burn

Yo mama so ugly when people look at her they go blind =)

yo mama's farts are being used as fuel to NASA rockets

Yo mama so fat she causes full moon eclipse

on the picture thers no full eclipse XD

yo mama so fat she can eat half of the moon in 30 sec

Your mama so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lay face down DX

[NWA]Adam0795 wrote:on the picture thers no full eclipse XD

I know,i couldnt find a small pic of it. DX

Yo mama so poor burglars break into her house and leave money xD

OH YE?WELL YO MAMA SO OLD SHE WAITERED TABLES AT THE LAST SUPPER! XD



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Yo mama so fat when she sit down we have to add another country to the map xD

Yo moma is so dumb that she fell on the thread (dunno) to a wireless phone...
Yo moma is so fat that she has put on her blue shirt *watching up*...

[NWA]Hannes wrote:Yo moma is so dumb that she fell on the thread (dunno) to a wireless phone...

Oh yea,its supposed to be "Yo mama is so dum that she tripped on a cordless phone" i forgot that one.

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool i dident know about yo mama jokes but now i know its so funny

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Yo momma so old when she was in school there was no history class

Yo mama so old she was born before Adam and Eve

she was born b4 me and some eve? :O its quite young actually.....

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