Jokes Discussion

You can post any joke's here as long as they not too rude,ill start with this one:

"In Soviet Russia i had PHD in quantom physics,u know where i worked when i migrated to israel?Thats right where every other Russian person with education works here,on the street."

Ok,another joke:

Last year i tried to pass a law in the government saying that stupid ppl will go around with signs saying "im a stupid person" problem is the government members didnt want to carry them around all day.

Here's a joke:

"Use the EDIT button"
wait thats not rly a loke is it?

Ok heres a real joke:

"One day while three students were driving in a car they had a crash, and right after the crash they went to God xD. So when they appeared in front of god he asked them a couple of questions desiding if one will go to heaven or hell!

God:What do you study?
Student1:Economics
God:U were to heaven now u need to go to hell!

God:What do u study?
Student2:Medicine
God You were to hell now u go to heaven

God: What do you study?
Student3:Physics and Chemistry
God: You must go to hell to see whats Heaven xD

lol here's another

In Israel everybody is asking this stupid question "what are you doing here??????" Its a good thing they dont ask that at the imigration consul,"Hello,im a new imigrant in Israel" what are you doing here?! "I really dont know,thx for asking that question"

PS:If ill use the edit ppl wont know i made a new post *sigh..*

[]NWA[]Ali_G wrote:lol here's another

In Israel everybody is asking this stupid question "what are you doing here??????" Its a good thing they dont ask that at the imigration consul,"Hello,im a new imigrant in Israel" what are you doing here?! "I really dont know,thx for asking that question"

PS:If ill use the edit ppl wont know i made a new post *sigh..*

xD
Ok so a blonde and a brunette jump off of a bridge.
Who hits the ground first?
The brunette because the blond would have to stop and ask for directions.

[NWA]WSD wrote:

[]NWA[]Ali_G wrote:lol here's another

In Israel everybody is asking this stupid question "what are you doing here??????" Its a good thing they dont ask that at the imigration consul,"Hello,im a new imigrant in Israel" what are you doing here?! "I really dont know,thx for asking that question"

PS:If ill use the edit ppl wont know i made a new post *sigh..*

xD
Ok so a blonde and a brunette jump off of a bridge.
Who hits the ground first?
The brunette because the blond would have to stop and ask for directions.

lolz already knew that

Here's one:

A Brunette, blonde and redhead get lost on an island

After a few days there they catch a gold fish
And the fish said:"If u let me go i will make 3 wishes of urs come true"

Brunette:"OK my wish is to teleport me to civilization
And the Brunette girl gets teleported

Redhead:"I wish to teleport to civilization too"
Redhead gets teleported

Blonde:"Hey what i will do here without them? My wish is to teleport back the two girls"

lol xD

A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

LOL nice jokes,i got a short one ^^

She's so fat if she stood near the road she'd get a ticket for illegal parking.

I dont have any joke but ill make post anyway,u know why?I do it cuz its fun,its fun to do bahd thangz.

I know,im a rebel like that.

Yo Mamma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "To be Continued........"
Yo Mamma is so fat she uses the equator as a belt.
YO Mamma is soooo fat when she gets on the bus, the tires go down and the hydraylics go UP! xD

It's not the "Yo Momma" joke's topic,u got it wrong

[]NWA[]Ali_G wrote:It's not the "Yo Momma" joke's topic,u got it wrong

its still a joke

Ure right but u could revive that good old topic again

[]NWA[]Ali_G wrote:Ure right but u could revive that good old topic again

the old topic was s**t
we needed a universal jokes topic to tell all of our funnies
plus i dont wanna double-post

Why?It's not against the rules.

And i think that yo mama jokes battle was pretty funny.

[]NWA[]Ali_G wrote:

And i think that yo mama jokes battle was pretty funny.

true xP

And i mean if you got something important to say it's not like you're going to wait a year for someone to reply only not to make a double post right?

K,let's go back on topic now.

In England they so polite,when someone on the other side of town farts he calls all his friends to apologise. XD

[]NWA[]Ali_G wrote:In England they so polite,when someone on the other side of town farts he calls all his friends to apologise. XD

One day in the Police HQ they get a call on the emergeny line:

Police: 911 how can i help u?
Caller: Police HEEELP!!!
Police: What is the problem?
Caller: Help!! There's a cat in my house!
Police: Dont panic Miss the cat cant hurt you!
Caller: Miss?? BUT IM A PARROT!!!

xD

[]NWA[]Ali_G wrote:In England they so polite,when someone on the other side of town farts he calls all his friends to apologise. XD

true xP

One day a rabbit and a bear were fish hunting and they cached a golden fish and the fish said: "Let me go and ill make 3 wishes of yours come true"

They let it go and the fish said they can make their wishes now

Bear:I want every tree in the world to be a hot girl bear
Rabbit: I want the whole world to be in carrots
Bear: I want every girl bear to love me
Rabbit: I want a harley davidson
Bear: I want big cock
Rabbit: I want Mr.Bear to be g*y

*Rabbit gets on harley*

Rabbit: See ya motherfucker!

*Rides away*

You know why people use crusifix against vampires?It's cuz they're alergic to bullshit.

there was a boys playing in the street one of them say who Run over three times he lose.

[NWA]oOo_ROOCKY_oOo wrote:there was a boys playing in the street one of them say who Run over three times he lose.

Wha?

Anyway:

Why is blonde girl silent when she has sex?

Cuz her mom told her to not talk with strangers

[NWA]oOo_ROOCKY_oOo wrote:there was a boys playing in the street one of them say who Run over three times he lose.

How is that even funny