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Jokes Discussion
You can post any joke's here as long as they not too rude,ill start with this one:
"In Soviet Russia i had PHD in quantom physics,u know where i worked when i migrated to israel?Thats right where every other Russian person with education works here,on the street."
"In Soviet Russia i had PHD in quantom physics,u know where i worked when i migrated to israel?Thats right where every other Russian person with education works here,on the street."
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Ok,another joke:
Last year i tried to pass a law in the government saying that stupid ppl will go around with signs saying "im a stupid person" problem is the government members didnt want to carry them around all day.
Last year i tried to pass a law in the government saying that stupid ppl will go around with signs saying "im a stupid person" problem is the government members didnt want to carry them around all day.
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Here's a joke:
"Use the EDIT button"
wait thats not rly a loke is it?
Ok heres a real joke:
"One day while three students were driving in a car they had a crash, and right after the crash they went to God xD. So when they appeared in front of god he asked them a couple of questions desiding if one will go to heaven or hell!
God:What do you study?
Student1:Economics
God:U were to heaven now u need to go to hell!
God:What do u study?
Student2:Medicine
God You were to hell now u go to heaven
God: What do you study?
Student3:Physics and Chemistry
God: You must go to hell to see whats Heaven xD
"Use the EDIT button"
wait thats not rly a loke is it?
Ok heres a real joke:
"One day while three students were driving in a car they had a crash, and right after the crash they went to God xD. So when they appeared in front of god he asked them a couple of questions desiding if one will go to heaven or hell!
God:What do you study?
Student1:Economics
God:U were to heaven now u need to go to hell!
God:What do u study?
Student2:Medicine
God You were to hell now u go to heaven
God: What do you study?
Student3:Physics and Chemistry
God: You must go to hell to see whats Heaven xD
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lol here's another
In Israel everybody is asking this stupid question "what are you doing here??????" Its a good thing they dont ask that at the imigration consul,"Hello,im a new imigrant in Israel" what are you doing here?! "I really dont know,thx for asking that question"
PS:If ill use the edit ppl wont know i made a new post *sigh..*
In Israel everybody is asking this stupid question "what are you doing here??????" Its a good thing they dont ask that at the imigration consul,"Hello,im a new imigrant in Israel" what are you doing here?! "I really dont know,thx for asking that question"
PS:If ill use the edit ppl wont know i made a new post *sigh..*
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xD[]NWA[]Ali_G wrote:lol here's another
In Israel everybody is asking this stupid question "what are you doing here??????" Its a good thing they dont ask that at the imigration consul,"Hello,im a new imigrant in Israel" what are you doing here?! "I really dont know,thx for asking that question"
PS:If ill use the edit ppl wont know i made a new post *sigh..*
Ok so a blonde and a brunette jump off of a bridge.
Who hits the ground first?
The brunette because the blond would have to stop and ask for directions.
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[NWA]WSD wrote:xD[]NWA[]Ali_G wrote:lol here's another
In Israel everybody is asking this stupid question "what are you doing here??????" Its a good thing they dont ask that at the imigration consul,"Hello,im a new imigrant in Israel" what are you doing here?! "I really dont know,thx for asking that question"
PS:If ill use the edit ppl wont know i made a new post *sigh..*
Ok so a blonde and a brunette jump off of a bridge.
Who hits the ground first?
The brunette because the blond would have to stop and ask for directions.
lolz already knew that
Here's one:
A Brunette, blonde and redhead get lost on an island
After a few days there they catch a gold fish
And the fish said:"If u let me go i will make 3 wishes of urs come true"
Brunette:"OK my wish is to teleport me to civilization
And the Brunette girl gets teleported
Redhead:"I wish to teleport to civilization too"
Redhead gets teleported
Blonde:"Hey what i will do here without them? My wish is to teleport back the two girls"
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lol xD
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
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LOL nice jokes,i got a short one ^^
She's so fat if she stood near the road she'd get a ticket for illegal parking.
She's so fat if she stood near the road she'd get a ticket for illegal parking.
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I dont have any joke but ill make post anyway,u know why?I do it cuz its fun,its fun to do bahd thangz.
I know,im a rebel like that.
I know,im a rebel like that.
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Yo Mamma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "To be Continued........"
Yo Mamma is so fat she uses the equator as a belt.
YO Mamma is soooo fat when she gets on the bus, the tires go down and the hydraylics go UP! xD
Yo Mamma is so fat she uses the equator as a belt.
YO Mamma is soooo fat when she gets on the bus, the tires go down and the hydraylics go UP! xD
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It's not the "Yo Momma" joke's topic,u got it wrong
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[]NWA[]Ali_G wrote:It's not the "Yo Momma" joke's topic,u got it wrong
its still a joke
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Ure right but u could revive that good old topic again
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the old topic was s**t[]NWA[]Ali_G wrote:Ure right but u could revive that good old topic again
we needed a universal jokes topic to tell all of our funnies
plus i dont wanna double-post
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Why?It's not against the rules.
And i think that yo mama jokes battle was pretty funny.
And i think that yo mama jokes battle was pretty funny.
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true xP[]NWA[]Ali_G wrote:
And i think that yo mama jokes battle was pretty funny.
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And i mean if you got something important to say it's not like you're going to wait a year for someone to reply only not to make a double post right?
K,let's go back on topic now.
K,let's go back on topic now.
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In England they so polite,when someone on the other side of town farts he calls all his friends to apologise. XD
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[]NWA[]Ali_G wrote:In England they so polite,when someone on the other side of town farts he calls all his friends to apologise. XD
One day in the Police HQ they get a call on the emergeny line:
Police: 911 how can i help u?
Caller: Police HEEELP!!!
Police: What is the problem?
Caller: Help!! There's a cat in my house!
Police: Dont panic Miss the cat cant hurt you!
Caller: Miss?? BUT IM A PARROT!!!
xD
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[]NWA[]Ali_G wrote:In England they so polite,when someone on the other side of town farts he calls all his friends to apologise. XD
true xP
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One day a rabbit and a bear were fish hunting and they cached a golden fish and the fish said: "Let me go and ill make 3 wishes of yours come true"
They let it go and the fish said they can make their wishes now
Bear:I want every tree in the world to be a hot girl bear
Rabbit: I want the whole world to be in carrots
Bear: I want every girl bear to love me
Rabbit: I want a harley davidson
Bear: I want big cock
Rabbit: I want Mr.Bear to be g*y
*Rabbit gets on harley*
Rabbit: See ya motherfucker!
*Rides away*
They let it go and the fish said they can make their wishes now
Bear:I want every tree in the world to be a hot girl bear
Rabbit: I want the whole world to be in carrots
Bear: I want every girl bear to love me
Rabbit: I want a harley davidson
Bear: I want big cock
Rabbit: I want Mr.Bear to be g*y
*Rabbit gets on harley*
Rabbit: See ya motherfucker!
*Rides away*
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You know why people use crusifix against vampires?It's cuz they're alergic to bullshit.
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there was a boys playing in the street one of them say who Run over three times he lose.
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[NWA]oOo_ROOCKY_oOo wrote:there was a boys playing in the street one of them say who Run over three times he lose.
Wha?
Anyway:
Why is blonde girl silent when she has sex?
Cuz her mom told her to not talk with strangers
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[NWA]oOo_ROOCKY_oOo wrote:there was a boys playing in the street one of them say who Run over three times he lose.
How is that even funny
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