all kinds of jokes here

do you now why chuck norris didnt act in lord of the rings ?because he doesnt need 3 movies to destroy a ring XD

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?Pregnant

lol!

A skeleton visits the doctor. Thereupon, the doctor says: "You should have come earlier!"

lol

A blonde girl walks into a computer store.
-Hello. I need curtains for my computer, said the blonde.
-What do you mean with curtains? They are computers you stupid, said the assistant.
-Yeah but...
-What?
-I have Windows...

Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?", the first one asks."Oh! I died in a freezer," the second blonde replied." So how did you die?" The second blonde asks, "Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman," replied the first blonde. The second blonde then says, "If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!"

why did blonde tried to steal police car? because she saw "911" on the back and thought it was Porsche