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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Sun Jan 24, 2010 9:04 am

>>List of all issues (Click)<<

NWA Telegraph 24/01/2010

Plane Crash at Motorway!!

Fire truck in action.
Today evening at 6pm plane of San Andreas Airways crashed at motorway nearby Las Venturas. Plane was heading to San Fierro Airport ,unfortunetly it never arrived. Witnesses of this horrible accident are shocked ,hers interview with one of them:
NWA Telegraph - Hell this is Adam ,NWA Telegraph would you tell our readers what happend?
Driver - Yes of course ,I was driving on this motorway when this plane crashed right on front of me ,i almost crashed into it but my excellent driving skills saved me.
NT - Yes ,I see that on your bumper.
Driver - Ok ,True but I barely touched it.
NT - Well ,extremely boring interview.
Driver - No problemo i know a lot of gr8 stories so if you need something on first page just tell me.

Traffic jam caused by plane crash
That crash also caused huge traffic jam which was 50 km long , that's the biggest traffic jam in this area from 15 years. Probably road ill be blocked till tomorrow morning because there's no enough people to clean that mess.

Victims
Fortunetly 136 people on board of super modern plane survived ,unfortunetly 2 have died ,Hannes Flipflops fly to his brother's birthday and another one ,William Stevenson was going to his horribly ill aunt.

Brave paramedic in action

INTERVIEW WITH DIEST!
Me-Hello
Diest-Hello good day
M-How you feel as damn it member?
D-Hmm...of course i'm happy
M-You like manga right?
D-yup
M-Whats your favorite one?
D-Hmm...Maybe Bleach and Bakuman ,i dont really like naruto
M-Why not?
D-The story too boring...
M-Thats interesting. Whats your favourite food?
D-Hmm...fried rice and fried fries
M-Lets comeback to The Damn It gang ,what do you think about HQ?
D-Hmm...That was a good HQ ,but it will be hreat if the missiles was active
M-Thats interesting ,would you tell something more about missiles?
D-Ok ,The missiles was active before The World War II was over but after that the goverment has decide to inactivte the missiles ,they said its too dangerous for beggine flyers and airways ,i think thats all.
M-Thank you ,that was very interesting interview.
D-Your welcome
Interview by [NWA]Adam

Fuel prizes going up

Yes now prize for 1 gallon is 100$!!!!! Its just unbelievable!

PARTY!
Today biggest party in history of San Andrea have taken place ,just watch the pictures

But some people decided to stay outside ,like this guy did

And some didn't liked that party and just ran away


Do you have pots in your house?
Like this peaceful family had...

Better call proffesionalist - Michael Hanson will find them and kill em just for 50$ per 1 pot call him now 666-999-13.


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Post  [NWA]Hannes on Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:23 am

lol

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Post  [NWA]GrannyG on Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:47 am

When you can see a pot driving around on wheels you know you been smokin too much.

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Post  [NWA]WSD on Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:01 pm

NWA NEWS
UFOs spotted over San Fierro, Leaves many to ask if they really exist.

Heres a shot of several of them in one area:
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Post  Diest on Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:58 pm

[NWA]Adam0795 wrote:
INTERVIEW WITH DIEST!
Me-Hello
Diest-Hello good day
M-How you feel as damn it member?
D-Hmm...of course i'm happy
M-You like manga right?
D-yup
M-Whats your favorite one?
D-Hmm...Maybe Bleach and Bakuman ,i dont really like naruto
M-Why not?
D-The story too boring...
M-Thats interesting. Whats your favourite food?
D-Hmm...fried rice and fried fries
M-Lets comeback to The Damn It gang ,what do you think about HQ?
D-Hmm...That was a good HQ ,but it will be hreat if the missiles was active
M-Thats interesting ,would you tell something more about missiles?
D-Ok ,The missiles was active before The World War II was over but after that the goverment has decide to inactivte the missiles ,they said its too dangerous for beggine flyers and airways ,i think thats all.
M-Thank you ,that was very interesting interview.
D-Your welcome
Interview by [NWA]Adam


Hey mom I'm in front page of newspaper Razz

[NWA]Adam0795 wrote:But some people decided to stay outside ,like this guy did

That's because the food makes my tummy sick,I had to go to doctor after the party.
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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:14 am

lol wsd xd
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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:40 am

17/06/10
NWA Magazine

Attention! From now on "NWA Telegraph changes its name to "NWA Magazine" and will be released randomly whenever our reporters are in mood to write. Thank you for your attention.

NWA Mods Madness!!


WSD's latest work

"NWA Mods Madness", also known as "N double M" is name that specialists given to massive mods production by NWA clan, this phenomena started about.... yesterday.

I was lucky enough to talk to hannes, one of nwa mod makers. He said "I got the idea yesterday outside of arch angels, after I said I was quazimodo because I walke so strange and [NWA]Adam0795 said "fab pijama!"". Fab pijama mod topic on official NWA topic has caused great discussion about fabness. Before fab pijama mod WSD posted his fab knife mod, which started the fab mods madness for good. First of the fab mods however, was Mobile Fab Transport (MFT), basically vortex-tank thing. When asked about where he got idea for MFT from, WSD said "I get lots of crazy ideas"

Probably 1 of first fab mods

Latest wsd's work is blade caddy, WSD said in his interview "This mod was an inspiration from Matt Groening (The Simpsons creator) himself, I was modding on night while watching the episode "I'm with cupid" a few small cars drove in on the screen in that episode. I thought, "Wouldn't that be cool to see in GTA SA?" and so the work began" Hannes added "WSD was like:Lets mod the tank, then he thought of me, then he made it fab".

Critics are giving positive reviews on the mod. I asked one of greatest people in NWA what he think about this mods, [NWA]Ali_G when asked what he thinks about MFT said "Its nice, and was did a good job" and about blade caddy he said "its good also"

What's the future of Fab mods? As [NWA]WSD said "Maybe a fab jetpack or fab rocket lunchers, who knows?" But whats sure is that Hannes and WSD are going to cooperate to make much more fab mods, the next fab mod will probably be Fab Sawn Off.

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You need to get something fast? Are you late for work? Or maybe you just too lazy to drive? Call NWA Taxi! Our polite and helpful drivers are happy to take you anywhere you want. Chep, quick and fast. Call now NWA Taxi Corp. 666-666-11
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Weather Forecast


Tomorrow on the north west and south east of San Andreas is going to be a little bit cloudy and in between there is going to be heavy rain, except of south west where it shouldn't rain as much. temperature ranges from 14°C on the north to 19°C on the south west... in the centre its gonna be 16°C and 15°C on the south east.


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Post  [NWA]WSD on Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:42 am

Newsflash
best interview ever! Razz
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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:06 am

BREAKING NEWS!!!

K'naan songs invaded user tracks of one of our reporters, [NWA]Adam0795 was transported to hospital with symptoms of K'naandiction (K'naan + addiction) xD
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Post  [NWA]WSD on Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:20 am

loooooool
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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:43 am

20/06/10
NWA Magazine

Hannes' under siege

Today at 3pm group of armed man burst into Hannes' *** strip club! One of witnessed outside the club phoned the police immediately and all police patrols near by arrived within 1 to 2 min. They have set up perimeter and notified S.W.A.T team. It was 10 min before the S.W.A.T arrived, meantime police officers heard several shots.

Officers guarding the exit
S.W.A.T stepped into the club as soon as they arrived on scene, they came in through the open window. After 30 min situation was under control, officers grabbed the suspects and delivered them behind the bars and paramedics took care about casualities.

Paramedic saves victim of dirty terrorists


S.W.A.T gets in


Justice!






MFT tests


I made some tests of the famous MFT - first nwa fab mod! Here are the results:
Top speed on land ----------------------------------------102 km/h
Top speed on water---------------------------------------111 km/h
Top speed in air (horizontal flight)--------------------------130 km/h

Acceleration
0-100 km/h on land----------------------------------------19.72 sec
0-100 km/h on water---------------------------------------04.75 sec

Also i discovered that its impossible to park on the busy car park as its fat as hell.





Fab of the day

Yep, you heard it right. Fab of the day, sexy boys competing to see which 1 is fabbest. Check the polls forum and vote for your favourite fab NOW!




[NWA]Shadowmaster

NWA fabbing community...modding community gained new member! [NWA]Shadowmaster. One of he's first mods are fab sawns and fab uzi, you can get them in the mods forum for free!!!! When asked if he likes fab mods he said "Of course I like, I thought I'm a loser who can just download mods but i wanted to make my own mods and my wish began to full fill. His next mod will probably be fab m4, as he says. He's modding career is not gonna end on fab mods, he said he's gonna make some NWA mods as well. Jah bless him.




Photo of the day

Do you have some nice photo/s laying uselessly in your gallery? Send it to my pm and ill put best ones in the next release of NWA Magazine. The price? hmm.... glory isn't enough? What a Face




Rockstar just made expansion to GTA SA, Its a lil bit late but oh well... Here comes "Ballad of *** Hannes"!! It adds 50 brand new missions and a new lil bit to the map, Its a island of the size of Las Venturas, heaven to gays! You can find there anything from *** clubs on every street to *** prostitutes on every street corner. It got 10/10 in all reviews except of "Anti-*** magazine" Where it got -10 and was blamed for spreading homosexuality, but who cares about those idiots. "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas - Ballad of *** Hannes" out in stores from 1st July 2010, only $299.99!!


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Post  [NWA]WSD on Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:47 am

lolz mft testing Razz
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Post  [NWA]GrannyG on Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:03 am

lol at the weather broadcast. clown

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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:11 am

I knew i forget something.... check out at the bottom of the newspaper Laughing
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Post  [NWA]WSD on Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:14 am

jesus $300??? xD
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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:14 am

What you want? Its pure fabness man
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Post  [NWA]WSD on Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:15 am

but for $300??? i can but a new pc for that!!! XD
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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:16 am

Fabness is expensive

and its $299.99 Razz
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Post  [NWA]WSD on Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:23 am

i can add pink mods to gta sa and make it this fo free Very Happy
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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:27 am

its not just fab mods! its fab hq cars, fab new part of the map, new A.I, new fab weapons and much more! everything pure fab and hq!
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Post  [NWA]GrannyG on Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:29 am

[NWA]Adam0795 wrote:Fabness is expensive

and its $299.99 Razz

Yea,fashion requier sacrifices. clown

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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:33 am

Im glad you understand it Ali I love you
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Post  [NWA]WSD on Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:46 am

but still!
you could make this on your own for a lot less lol
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Post  [NWA]GrannyG on Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:49 am

Fab ppl only wear brands clown lol

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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:51 am

[NWA]WSD wrote:but still!
you could make this on your own for a lot less lol

Its made by rockstar!!! :O
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