NWA Magazine

It......was.....amazing!

And thanks.

LoL unbelivable

And it quit working again this afternoon, but its now working.

Why did it stop working?

It was my internet for some reason.
Nah, The computer itself works fine. In fact, It should be running even better with all the cleaning I did.

The great "onlyonebutfuckinglongarticle" edition

Talents

Hello NWA!
I'm gonna write about talents of each one of members (current, old members or just some other people associated with our clan/server xD) (that I can think of xD) of our great clan. Yes that's right every one of you have a great talent that you may not know about yet! But don't worry uncle Adam will make everything clear today. Finding a talent in my case might be difficult... I guess talking (or alternatively taking s**t) s**t? Is that a talent? xD Oh I know! Wasting time... No... wait I'm sure I will come up with something by the end of today's special edition of our newspaper
I might exaggerate a bit in some of them xD

Parareal
The great specialist from paranormal situations. There is no myth that he won't find and no demon that can hide from him. MJ ghost, bigfoot, he will find all of this s**t or prove it wrong. The ultimate myth hunter that knows every secret of San Andreas. IceCube.

Fab scripting king
Need a beautiful house? Car Shop? Anim? or some other s**t done on server? No problem Hannes The scripting king can do it! Besides his sexy and needs whole army of bodyguards to protect him from all that g*y "fans" ^^

WSBlade
Every San Andreas player moding his game knows about his famous mods. Beautiful ,original and well thought. None of them rated lower then 5 stars. WSD is the true legend of San Andreas modding community.

Ali the gamer
No game too hard for him exist and there is no game he does't own. He can beat and get all achievements in every game in under a week. Ali the (pro) gamer!

Cleomaster
Shadowmaster (as that's who's this part about) knows everything about cleo mods. No bad cleo mod will hide from his harsh critic and no good mod will hide from his "CLEO" folder. Lately he started to explore the dark island of coding. What will be the result? I don't know

Parkourman
No wall is a obstacle for him and no roof is unreachable. In game or in real life, doesn't matter. He will get anywhere. He can jump over sewers or climb onto ls tower no problem. Batman can gtfo, here comes the parkourman!

Sawn-off master
I bet you know who I'm gonna talk about now. Eazy. He can pwn anyone, kill him with cold blood without even sweating. His even more accurate then aimbot. A tip: n00bs should keep 1km away.

Me
Better then Steven Spielberg. Well organized, great script writer, perfect cameraman, very good editing skills, modest. Yes... I really exaggerated this time

I know I missed some people out... I just don't feel like writing anymore, you know... I lost inspiration xD But don't worry I'll finish that off later

lol,nice.

Northwest Magazine

I want a special presentation! From now speak as a protest against the lack of posts and do not use my Japanese-made Japanese-made Japanese-made topic, I would temporarily. After I posted my topic some Japanese-made post somebody stop me if you get bored or my protest. Thank you for your attention. I also feel like if I save part of the list in the future, you may write the second part of perhaps the Japanese-made human resources

And i'm gonna protest insufficiency of replies on my topics in Music by not replying to other posts in that section,f*ck that!

Get down with your bad self. / Can not help it then.

05/09/10

NWA Magazine

A quick word from your (not as) sexy (as Hannes) editor :D
My Camera have been deliberately attacked by a ruthless saboteur with no mercy from some enemy newspaper. He prevented my camera from saving images!! Thank god I have photographic memory. I printed off all photos taken by... hmm... by my memory and put them into my articles! Ha! You will never win you "some enemy newspaper"!! See? No one even know your name not even me haha!

Trash, a truck crash :P
Today at around 18:20 some drunken British truck driver crashed while travelling with his friend who wasn't too sober either somewhere in south west Los Santos. As they said they were going from Las Venturas to San Fierro, driver says "I have no bloody clue how the hell we end up in Los Santos"
And when asked how the f**k did he manage to crash like that he said "I just wanted to slow down but I think I've hit wrong pedal... I lost control of the bloody truck, then everything started to shake and then all I remember is facing the bloody sky, you know. I reached them seatbelts to take them off but I realised I didn't wear them seatbelts anyway so I just got my sorry ass out of that bloody truck, you know"


Our super quick reporters took this picture right after crash

Two friends quickly left a car right after crash but... unfortunately one of them got stuck in between trailer and an airport fence.


Amateur picture taken by drunken Britishman after he got stuck in between trailer and a fence

By some miracle the trailer backed up a little opening a escape route for the driver. Even though he was drunk he ran out of the deadly trap right before trailer hopped back into it's previous position! Emergency services arrived at the scene just after few moments from crash. Police blocked the crash site, medics patched up driver and a passenger who thankfully had just few scratches and fire brigade began cleaning the road with a help of a tow-truck. Everything seemed under control when something that nobody expect happened... One of the police officers on scene said "Truck started rolling back then it suddenly started rolling forward and then went backward again. It was freaking creepy, it looked like controlled by a Satan himself! One of the medics jumped out of it's way in the last second but apparently one of the passing cars got squeezed between the truck and the fence[...]"



"[...] Me and one of the firemans quickly pushed the car to the open space and got the driver out. Medic immediately took care of him but it was too late"
Driver were found guilty of drink driving, driving wrong way, speeding, not wearing seatbel and possession of drugs (trailer were full of that s**t :P). He were arrested and permanently banned from driving.


Driver's and his friend testimony :P

Japanglish president in San Andreas!
Japanese-made ruler today was San Goshiami Tataiama. All three cities he visited several small villages. His tour in Los Santos City Hall, the president met with his end Barrakk Obamus.


Majesty Tataiama Goshiami

Army modernization
President Barrakk Obamus ordered 4 new B-Barrakkus stealth bombers $1.1 million each. Rumours say that he's planning invasion on Canada and Mexico to begin his huge campaign which objective is to take control of whole North and South America.

LoL nice i like the interview with the drunk englishman

NWA Magazine

Sentimental Edition

Like old days...

Today... was a good day. It was so good, that I had to make a article about it . It was a good day not only for me, but for whole NWA (well... part of). Anyway the server was open from 15:00 to around 21-22 gmt 0, nothing special, except... people were playing . Me, shadow, big eti, Hannes, and also PB for few hours. We were having so much fun that we didn't even notice that entire day was gone after Hannes turned the server off, ain't that right shadow? :')




That was soooo awesome, I never thought that we could have at least one day like that.
We have made a fireworks display for this special occasion!






And here me and Hannes on a date!

Calm down Ali, just a small joke

We should do that again sometime, eh?


Leatherface and Niko terrorise San Andreas

Leatherface and Niko Bellic have joined forces and are terrorising San Andreas! Police is defenceless again those 2 maniacs, have you ever thought that leatherface can use any other weapon then chinesaw? Ye, me neither!




So... "God bless this city!" I guess. Enjoy last moments of your life.

Weather Japangland
It was so f***ing raining last week, except Sundays, all weather! It is also very nice weather today, 30 degrees, sunny and not had a cloud! You bloody amazing ... .. I'm f***ing melting! Tomorrow will be hot as f**k again probably some stupid idiot, stole our equipment we can not tell with certainty. We apologize for any inconvenience.

Japangland Sports News
FC Japangland kick which defeated first in the league today to make sure that the FC 72-98. Apparently the two teams in football goalkeeper decided to protest against Japanese English as a protest against the racism of the fans and a very serious problem.

Note: I'm not in it constitutes. This is a translation of all:)

You can quit bragging now
Joking

Its Niko Bellic Anyway i wish i was there

Same here Ice. But SCHOOL has to get in the friggin' way!

At the second firework picture it may look like im airbreaking, but im not, i used the /move admin command (admin airbreak, kinda)

Apart from that we had a great time and i really wished all could be there

[NWA]Adam0795 wrote:

NWA Magazine

Sentimental Edition

Like old days...

Today... was a good day. It was so good, that I had to make a article about it . It was a good day not only for me, but for whole NWA (well... part of). Anyway the server was open from 15:00 to around 21-22 gmt 0, nothing special, except... people were playing . Me, shadow, big eti, Hannes, and also PB for few hours. We were having so much fun that we didn't even notice that entire day was gone after Hannes turned the server off, ain't that right shadow? :')
[/i][/size]

Yes it was right.

[NWA]WSD wrote:Same here Ice. But SCHOOL has to get in the friggin' way!

Yep... school suck

IceCube113 wrote:Its Niko Bellic Anyway i wish i was there

Apparently you were on chat talking to fofo while server was open

Yep... school suck

Yes it does!
And when I get my laptop this year, I won't miss out on moments like these!

Well it's nice to see that server is back in action.

[NWA]WSD wrote:

Yep... school suck

Yes it does!
And when I get my laptop this year, I won't miss out on moments like these!

lol you gonna play GTA at the school?! XD

[NWA]Adam0795 wrote:

IceCube113 wrote:Its Niko Bellic Anyway i wish i was there

Apparently you were on chat talking to fofo while server was open

Wha... wha... no.. yes... wait... WHAT?!?!?! I wasnt even on my PC!!

IceCube113 wrote:

[NWA]Adam0795 wrote:

IceCube113 wrote:Its Niko Bellic Anyway i wish i was there

Apparently you were on chat talking to fofo while server was open

Wha... wha... no.. yes... wait... WHAT?!?!?! I wasnt even on my PC!!

How come I've seen you're messages in chat when we came back from server? oO

lol you gonna play GTA at the school?! XD

Yes, and it'll be awesome