Funny Quotes topics

lol

Gunz's bro:I'm going to buy a 500$ worth racing wheel for PS3

Me:Why stop at a wheel?You can buy a whole car with that money

lol you won't buy a car for that

You can buy a used Subaro here for that money.

The Cheapest used cars that you can buy here that work are around $1000.......

Besides it was a joke.

Me at school today:
(Walking to Mr. Ravencraft's room)
(freshmen get in my way)
Me: f***in' miget ass freshmen. (almost yelling)

At my school you need a password to access internet. When my teacher told a pass some guy from my class asked "How to spell it?"
Teacher: I-T
Guy from my class: I... Oh what? Cmon sir how you spell it?
Teacher: I-T
GFMC: Oh cmon sir...
Teacher: What? You spell "it" I-T
GFMC: How you spell internet password?!
Teacher: I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T P-A-S-S-W-O-R-D
xD

Fail xD

"I'm so skeptic i'm skeptical even about my own skeptizm" it's just something i came up with.

[NWA]Adam0795 wrote:At my school you need a password to access internet. When my teacher told a pass some guy from my class asked "How to spell it?"
Teacher: I-T
Guy from my class: I... Oh what? Cmon sir how you spell it?
Teacher: I-T
GFMC: Oh cmon sir...
Teacher: What? You spell "it" I-T
GFMC: How you spell internet password?!
Teacher: I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T P-A-S-S-W-O-R-D
xD

I wish teachers in my school were like that. I got like 2 or 3 teachers that make jokes like that...

In my school almost all teachers make some joke from time to time. But my ICT teacher (the one from the quote ) makes jokes all the time. He pretends that computers in his room are his babies and when one guy unplugged the mouse because he wanted to change it my teacher was like:
"What you doing?! You just ripped my son's arm off!"

I've an English teacher who was banging on the tables with all the force is someone would fall asleep,it was quiet a show. xd

I've an English teacher who was banging on the tables with all the force is someone would fall asleep,it was quiet a show. xd

My 8th grade Accelerated Math Teacher was like that too.

My P.E teacher is pretty funny too, we got that retarded guy in my class who gets all red and throws chairs around when he is angry (it's not hard to make him angry btw, maybe few insults and weak punch xD) and my teacher always impersonate him

What kind of a mental institution are you studying in. O.O

Arkham Asylum

Lol!

Actually I'm glad is so much of a crazy f**k up, at least it's kinda interesting... Did I mention that this r****d broke a glass in a door once during one of his rages?

There some little kid in the building i used to live in...one day he somehow how managed to run into the entrance door with his head which was made of glass,there was blood all over..it's not even funny.

Wow....

But it's ok,he was in hospital couple of days i guess and then got out.

Interesting neighbourhood

Yea..thx to all these cat ladies now there's more cats than people around here.

Oh they are annoying...