News report fail

That's very informative

I'm trying to read his mouth xD

How you doing with that mouth reading? Did you come up with a translation? xD

Not really

I've read his lips and here's the translation (which is 100% correct obviously)

"No one can hear me so i'm just gonna say anything i want and pretend like i'm really reporting..i really like pink little ponies,when i was little my mom even got me one,today i'm celebrating 50 years since the last time i witnessed pussy and even that unfortunately was a cat,a lot of people showed up to the celebration..that was the g*y party of the year,btw when i'm alone at nights i like rubbing hot chocolate all over myself whilst listening to Madonna's Errotica,here at the range"

Yes,he managed to say all that during a few seconds.

Yes, his lips were moving quite fast indeed oO

lmao!