Races Reviews

Hello! I decided to review some races, hopefully it will help you to choose some nice race out of all the shitty ones ^^ It will go just about like this:

Name - Good Average Bad

A quick description and comment about a race.

Lenght: Here I'll comment about lenght of a race
Cp Placement: Checkpoint placement
Fun-o-meter: A complicated device that measure my entertainment level xD
Space: Here I'll tell you if you're skinny enough to participate in the race ^^
Hard points: Basically any harder parts of the race (180s, stunts etc.)
Recommendation: Should you play the race, or stay the f**k away from it, hopefully this part will help
I wish... Here's what I think would make the race better... if something can


Let's begin...

Crazy!

f***ing mistake not a race.

Lenght: Way too short (Actually that's a good thing in this case...)
Cp Placement: Fucked up, confusing...
Fun-o-meter: Boring, irritating crap
Space: Just enough... until you get to the stairs...
Hard points: Entire 2nd part of the race, if you played it, you know what I mean...
Reccomendation: Stay away from this miserable piece of s**t!
I wish... it wasn't made! There's no hope for this miserable f**k!

Compton

A good, enjoyable race with mostly well placed checkpoints.

Lenght: Good
Cp Placement: Good, a bit too close together on a highway but that's just minor thing, at the turn they get a bit further so you have just enough time to react.
Fun-o-meter: Quite Entertaining
Space: Most of it is on the streets and highway so it's good
Hard points: None
Recommendation: A nice race, you can give it a try
I wish... That those checkpoints on a highway wasn't so damn close!

Abbes

A short race where you go in a streight line, nothing special

Lenght: Too short
Cp Placement: Good
Fun-o-meter: a bit boring...
Space: Most of it is on a railway bridge so you should probably use bikes
Hard Points: Not really... unless you have problems with going straight
Recommendation: Nothing special, quite a boring race, load only if you have nothing better to do
I wish... it was longer... and actually required you to use the damn steering wheel!

ahthosefaballeys

2 checkpoints.... nothing much to say

Lenght: It ends before it even started!
Cp Placement: Can't really say much here, there are 2 checkpoints....
Fun-o-meter: Yeah... very fun... for 5 sec, after that the race is over
Space: Not much, it's in the alleys... duh
Hard points: None
Recommendation: If you don't have much time and you want to have a reeeeealy short race very quick you can give it a try ^^
I wish... there were more checkpoints

alleysrace

Race through the alleys... nothing much to say...

Lenght: Short
Cp Placement: Good
Fun-o-meter: Quite fun
Space: Most of the race is in the alleys... tight ones, not much space for overtaking
Hard points: Focus when entering alleys or you'll end up on the wall!! (Like WSD the other day xP)
Recommendation: You can give it a try
I wish... It was a bit longer

Annoying

A good long race

Lenght: Long
Cp Placement: Generally good but at one crossroad it's a bit confusing which way to go
Fun-o-meter: Very fun
Space: Good, entire race is on the streets
Hard points: 180 at the lighthouse, it goes smoothly around it though, so you shouldn't have bigger problems
Recommendation: A good race, you should try it.
I wish... that this checkpoint on a crossroad was better placed.

BoB

A nice offroad race

Lenght: Long
Cp placement: Good
Fun-o-meter: Fun!
Space: Just a few tight parts, rest is nice open land
Hard points: A bridge
Recommendation: Go ahead and load it!

anotheralleyrace...

A alleys race... kinda entertaining

Lenght: Medium
Cp Placement: A bit confusing
Fun-o-meter: Well... hard to say... it is kinda entertaining
Space: Not much to almost none
Hard points: Loads of tight, confusing turns... plus that bit near the finish line...
Recommendation: I have kinda mixed feelings about this one... you can give it a try.

d

Average race around the stadium with a creative name. NOTE: It's in the interior.

Lenght: Short
Cp Placement: A bit inconsistent
Fun-o-meter: enjoyable but nothing special
Space: quite a lot
Hard points: none
Recommendation: A straight forward race, you can try it...
I wish... the checkpoints were placed better

fastlane

A decent but monotonous race.

Lenght: Long
Cp Placement: Good, everything's clear
Fun-o-meter: Monotonous, gets a bit boring a bit further into the race.
Space: Just enough but it's easy to ram each other off the road if you want to go in a perfect lane...
Hard points: Well... it's kinda easy to get rammed

oItsStraight

A race that doesn't require you to use steering wheel

Lenght: I'd say short
Cp Placement: Good
Fun-o-meter: Well.. All you have to do is hold the "W" down...
Space: Enough...
Hard points: Let's thing... what can be hard about going straight... hmmm...
I wish... it wasn't so straight

race666

Enjoyable race though the countryside

Lenght: Just about long
Cp placement: Great
Fun-o-meter: Highly entertaining
Space: Well.. we managed to fit 6 cars on the track so I guess it's a lot
Hard points: Steep road with a slight curve near the truck station
Recommendation: /loadrace race666 now ^^

tothedocks

A bad race.. nothing more to say

Length: Long
Cp Placement: Horrible
Fun-o-meter: It's very entertaining.... If you find confusing checkpoints fun ^^
Space: A lot to very small
Hard points: Can't think of anything except of poorly placed checkpoints...
Recommendation: Stay... the f**k... away...

missionaryhillrace

A nice race through the missionary hill

Lenght: Medium
Cp Placement: Good
Fun-o-meter: It got off the scale
Space: Enough to fit few cars... but there's lots of tight turns
Hard points: Whole lot of turns, there's good chance of you going down the hill if you won't be careful
Recommendation: /loadrace it now xP

REEEEEEALYlong (It's good for a REEEEEEALY Long race ^^)

How long is this race?
It's very looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

Length: I think you get the idea already...
Cp Placement: Good
Fun-o-meter: After 10 min you will probably get bored, after 20 you'll want to quit...
Space: A lot, especially after everyone nicely spread out in the later part of the race, then you'll get all the road for you!
Hard points: It's so long I can't remember any... I guess the hardest part is to make yourself stay in the race and not /leave from boredom ^^
NOTE: There is part on a railway track, don't use karts in this race!
Recommendation: If you're looking for a good, long race (a really long one that is) then you're gonna like it, if not, then just try other one.

Nice Mah race is the best! (jking)

Nice,i like the idea.

I'll sort them on good and bad ones later

That last one is the best.

I added another race to the list and sorted them on good and bad races

good
average
Bad

You know what?It think maybe you should write how many hard points are there in the race (like hard turns and stuff) and how tight is the area where the races take place in.

PS:You went pretty hard on that first race lol.

Yeah, thanks Ali, I knew there is something missing

added

I think maybe we should make videos of every track ^^ just an idea.

That would be whole load of videos...

Yep,youtube will probably run out of space.

And it would take a long time to record every video.

Added 5 more reviews (From "BoB")

f**k racing, I always get rammed.

Adam said last time when you quit you just crashed into something lol.

[NWA]Ali_G wrote:Adam said last time when you quit you just crashed into something lol.

DONT LOL ME!
YOU RAMMED ME AND YOU KNOW IT!

I wasn't even near you in the last race,you were driving behind Adam. ^^

AND NO I DIDN'T EVEN KNEW THAT I RAMMED YOU ON THE PREVIOUS RACE.

[NWA]Ali_G wrote:I wasn't even near you in the last race,you were driving behind Adam. ^^

AND NO I DIDN'T EVEN KNEW THAT I RAMMED YOU ON THE PREVIOUS RACE.

YOU DO IT EVERY f***ing RACE I'M IN!

So the last race i did that too right?

Belive me last thing i'm trying to do is to ram someone (i even suggested once that we make it so we all race in different worlds in the same race like on that racing server) and we all know that the game is laggy so stop blaming us in everything.

It's no one else that's doing it but you!
Btw, I like the worlds idea.

I didn't even see myself ramming you even once and i'm doing my best not to ram anyone so yea...on that last race i saw your blip skipping on the radar all the time so maybe it's your overclocking problem or something..might want to check that.

its a lag both of u..this happend to me ethair

Yeah... I got to agree with fofo this one time xD Stop arguing ^^ In that last race we were doing you almost rammed me off the road too

I know it's probably lag and i don't understand how could i ram you,i was driving on my own side of the road then you crossed over,rammed me and my car got spinned out of control.

ethair

Either?
Let's just look into that worlds thing before we do anymore serious racing.