Dr. Lame - Japangland

Anotha motha fucka rhyme for ma favourite forum
I must be bored... xD
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Where's all that Japangland you probably wondering.
I'm not quite sure, wait I'll go and ask some nerd who likes helping.
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Ok I'm back with some info. I didn't found a nerd but I found a tourists guide and in it info.
Anyways, Japangland is placed somewhere at the Pacific.
That land's so mythic.
In a one word - epic.
There's also lots of highways, they form a shape of a circle turned sideways.
The only bad thing is that they hate pancakes
On the east there's some airport, it has two runaways.
The best thing thou is the subways.
You might wonder what's so great about it, it's the drug dealers and sexy girls that hanging around it.
Population is quite big, almost half a thousand.
The cops in here are as lame as my rap, in two words - fucking crap.
On the south of the island there are fucking factories.
They usually get looted by a lonely bored grocers
Air pollution is big. If they won't stop it... I think I don't need to tell you the goddamn ice caps story.
Whenever it's a myth or a fact, global warming stink as f**k.
Ok, I'm outt here, can't stand this pollution.
How can people live here?
This mystery has no solution.
I'll better stop rapping now cuz I'll miss the plane.
Next one will be for a week on the saturday.