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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Sun Aug 22, 2010 11:26 pm

23/08/10
NWA Magazine
The great "onlyonebutfuckinglongarticle" edition


Talents

Hello NWA! Very Happy
I'm gonna write about talents of each one of members (current, old members or just some other people associated with our clan/server xD) (that I can think of xD) of our great clan. Yes that's right every one of you have a great talent that you may not know about yet! But don't worry uncle Adam will make everything clear today. Finding a talent in my case might be difficult... I guess talking (or alternatively taking s**t) s**t? Is that a talent? xD Oh I know! Wasting time... No... wait I'm sure I will come up with something by the end of today's special edition of our newspaper Smile
I might exaggerate a bit in some of them xD

Parareal
The great specialist from paranormal situations. There is no myth that he won't find and no demon that can hide from him. MJ ghost, bigfoot, he will find all of this s**t or prove it wrong. The ultimate myth hunter that knows every secret of San Andreas. IceCube.

Fab scripting king
Need a beautiful house? Car Shop? Anim? or some other s**t done on server? No problem Hannes The scripting king can do it! Besides his sexy and needs whole army of bodyguards to protect him from all that g*y "fans" ^^

WSBlade
Every San Andreas player moding his game knows about his famous mods. Beautiful ,original and well thought. None of them rated lower then 5 stars. WSD is the true legend of San Andreas modding community.

Ali the gamer
No game too hard for him exist and there is no game he does't own. He can beat and get all achievements in every game in under a week. Ali the (pro) gamer!

Cleomaster
Shadowmaster (as that's who's this part about) knows everything about cleo mods. No bad cleo mod will hide from his harsh critic and no good mod will hide from his "CLEO" folder. Lately he started to explore the dark island of coding. What will be the result? I don't know Very Happy

Parkourman
No wall is a obstacle for him and no roof is unreachable. In game or in real life, doesn't matter. He will get anywhere. He can jump over sewers or climb onto ls tower no problem. Batman can gtfo, here comes the parkourman!

Sawn-off master
I bet you know who I'm gonna talk about now. Eazy. He can pwn anyone, kill him with cold blood without even sweating. His even more accurate then aimbot. A tip: n00bs should keep 1km away.

Me
Better then Steven Spielberg. Well organized, great script writer, perfect cameraman, very good editing skills, modest. Yes... I really exaggerated this time What a Face

I know I missed some people out... I just don't feel like writing anymore, you know... I lost inspiration xD But don't worry I'll finish that off later Razz
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Post  [NWA]GrannyG on Mon Aug 23, 2010 12:41 am

lol,nice.

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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:29 am

23/08/10
Northwest Magazine

Japanese-made Special Edition

I want a special presentation! From now speak as a protest against the lack of posts and do not use my Japanese-made Japanese-made Japanese-made topic, I would temporarily. After I posted my topic some Japanese-made post somebody stop me if you get bored or my protest. Thank you for your attention. I also feel like if I save part of the list in the future, you may write the second part of perhaps the Japanese-made human resources Twisted Evil
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Post  [NWA]GrannyG on Mon Aug 23, 2010 3:34 pm

And i'm gonna protest insufficiency of replies on my topics in Music by not replying to other posts in that section,f*ck that!

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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:00 pm

Get down with your bad self. / Can not help it then.
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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:33 am

05/09/10

NWA Magazine


A quick word from your (not as) sexy (as Hannes) editor :D
My Camera have been deliberately attacked by a ruthless saboteur with no mercy from some enemy newspaper. He prevented my camera from saving images!! Thank god I have photographic memory. I printed off all photos taken by... hmm... by my memory and put them into my articles! Ha! You will never win you "some enemy newspaper"!! See? No one even know your name not even me haha!

Trash, a truck crash :P
Today at around 18:20 some drunken British truck driver crashed while travelling with his friend who wasn't too sober either somewhere in south west Los Santos. As they said they were going from Las Venturas to San Fierro, driver says "I have no bloody clue how the hell we end up in Los Santos"
And when asked how the f**k did he manage to crash like that he said "I just wanted to slow down but I think I've hit wrong pedal... I lost control of the bloody truck, then everything started to shake and then all I remember is facing the bloody sky, you know. I reached them seatbelts to take them off but I realised I didn't wear them seatbelts anyway so I just got my sorry ass out of that bloody truck, you know"

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Our super quick reporters took this picture right after crash

Two friends quickly left a car right after crash but... unfortunately one of them got stuck in between trailer and an airport fence.

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Amateur picture taken by drunken Britishman after he got stuck in between trailer and a fence

By some miracle the trailer backed up a little opening a escape route for the driver. Even though he was drunk he ran out of the deadly trap right before trailer hopped back into it's previous position! Emergency services arrived at the scene just after few moments from crash. Police blocked the crash site, medics patched up driver and a passenger who thankfully had just few scratches and fire brigade began cleaning the road with a help of a tow-truck. Everything seemed under control when something that nobody expect happened... One of the police officers on scene said "Truck started rolling back then it suddenly started rolling forward and then went backward again. It was freaking creepy, it looked like controlled by a Satan himself! One of the medics jumped out of it's way in the last second but apparently one of the passing cars got squeezed between the truck and the fence[...]"

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"[...] Me and one of the firemans quickly pushed the car to the open space and got the driver out. Medic immediately took care of him but it was too late"
Driver were found guilty of drink driving, driving wrong way, speeding, not wearing seatbel and possession of drugs (trailer were full of that s**t :P). He were arrested and permanently banned from driving.

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Driver's and his friend testimony :P

Japanglish president in San Andreas!
Japanese-made ruler today was San Goshiami Tataiama. All three cities he visited several small villages. His tour in Los Santos City Hall, the president met with his end Barrakk Obamus.

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Majesty Tataiama Goshiami

Army modernization
President Barrakk Obamus ordered 4 new B-Barrakkus stealth bombers $1.1 million each. Rumours say that he's planning invasion on Canada and Mexico to begin his huge campaign which objective is to take control of whole North and South America.
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Post  IceCube113 on Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:47 pm

LoL nice i like the interview with the drunk englishman Very Happy
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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Mon Nov 15, 2010 12:36 pm

NWA Magazine

Sentimental Edition

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Like old days...

Today... was a good day. It was so good, that I had to make a article about it Very Happy. It was a good day not only for me, but for whole NWA (well... part of). Anyway the server was open from 15:00 to around 21-22 gmt 0, nothing special, except... people were playing Very Happy. Me, shadow, big eti, Hannes, and also PB for few hours. We were having so much fun that we didn't even notice that entire day was gone after Hannes turned the server off, ain't that right shadow? :')

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That was soooo awesome, I never thought that we could have at least one day like that. pirat
We have made a fireworks display for this special occasion! Very Happy

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And here me and Hannes on a date!
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Calm down Ali, just a small joke Very Happy

We should do that again sometime, eh? What a Face


Leatherface and Niko terrorise San Andreas

Leatherface and Niko Bellic have joined forces and are terrorising San Andreas! Police is defenceless again those 2 maniacs, have you ever thought that leatherface can use any other weapon then chinesaw? Ye, me neither!

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So... "God bless this city!" I guess. Enjoy last moments of your life.

Weather Japangland
It was so f***ing raining last week, except Sundays, all weather! It is also very nice weather today, 30 degrees, sunny and not had a cloud! You bloody amazing ... .. I'm f***ing melting! Tomorrow will be hot as f**k again probably some stupid idiot, stole our equipment we can not tell with certainty. We apologize for any inconvenience.

Japangland Sports News
FC Japangland kick which defeated first in the league today to make sure that the FC 72-98. Apparently the two teams in football goalkeeper decided to protest against Japanese English as a protest against the racism of the fans and a very serious problem.

Note: I'm not in it constitutes. This is a translation of all:)
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Post  [NWA]WSD on Mon Nov 15, 2010 4:44 pm

You can quit bragging now NWA Magazine - Page 5 377560
Joking Razz
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Post  IceCube113 on Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:30 pm

Its Niko Bellic What a Face Anyway i wish i was there NWA Magazine - Page 5 9595
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Post  [NWA]WSD on Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:24 am

Same here Ice. But SCHOOL has to get in the friggin' way!
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Post  [NWA]Hannes on Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:33 am

At the second firework picture it may look like im airbreaking, but im not, i used the /move admin command (admin airbreak, kinda)

Apart from that we had a great time and i really wished all could be there Smile

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Post  [NWA]Shadowmaster on Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:00 am

[NWA]Adam0795 wrote:
NWA Magazine

Sentimental Edition

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Like old days...

Today... was a good day. It was so good, that I had to make a article about it Very Happy. It was a good day not only for me, but for whole NWA (well... part of). Anyway the server was open from 15:00 to around 21-22 gmt 0, nothing special, except... people were playing Very Happy. Me, shadow, big eti, Hannes, and also PB for few hours. We were having so much fun that we didn't even notice that entire day was gone after Hannes turned the server off, ain't that right shadow? :')
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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:06 am

[NWA]WSD wrote:Same here Ice. But SCHOOL has to get in the friggin' way!

Yep... school suck
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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:22 am

IceCube113 wrote:Its Niko Bellic What a Face Anyway i wish i was there NWA Magazine - Page 5 9595

Apparently you were on chat talking to fofo while server was open What a Face
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Post  [NWA]WSD on Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:36 am

Yep... school suck
Yes it does!
And when I get my laptop this year, I won't miss out on moments like these!
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Post  [NWA]GrannyG on Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:57 pm

Well it's nice to see that server is back in action. Smile

[NWA]WSD wrote:
Yep... school suck
Yes it does!
And when I get my laptop this year, I won't miss out on moments like these!

lol you gonna play GTA at the school?! XD

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Post  IceCube113 on Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:04 pm

[NWA]Adam0795 wrote:
IceCube113 wrote:Its Niko Bellic What a Face Anyway i wish i was there NWA Magazine - Page 5 9595

Apparently you were on chat talking to fofo while server was open What a Face

Wha... wha... no.. yes... wait... WHAT?!?!?! I wasnt even on my PC!! Suspect
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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:36 am

IceCube113 wrote:
[NWA]Adam0795 wrote:
IceCube113 wrote:Its Niko Bellic What a Face Anyway i wish i was there NWA Magazine - Page 5 9595

Apparently you were on chat talking to fofo while server was open What a Face

Wha... wha... no.. yes... wait... WHAT?!?!?! I wasnt even on my PC!! Suspect

How come I've seen you're messages in chat when we came back from server? oO
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Post  [NWA]WSD on Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:27 am

lol you gonna play GTA at the school?! XD
Yes, and it'll be awesome What a Face
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Post  IceCube113 on Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:47 am

[NWA]Adam0795 wrote:
IceCube113 wrote:
[NWA]Adam0795 wrote:
IceCube113 wrote:Its Niko Bellic What a Face Anyway i wish i was there NWA Magazine - Page 5 9595

Apparently you were on chat talking to fofo while server was open What a Face

Wha... wha... no.. yes... wait... WHAT?!?!?! I wasnt even on my PC!! Suspect

How come I've seen you're messages in chat when we came back from server? oO

Maybe it was from yesterday? What a Face
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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:50 am

No we were talking on chat before going on server and after we came back there was your messages
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Post  [NWA]GrannyG on Wed Nov 17, 2010 2:06 am

[NWA]WSD wrote:
lol you gonna play GTA at the school?! XD
Yes, and it'll be awesome What a Face

Not during the lessons i hope? XP

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Post  IceCube113 on Wed Nov 17, 2010 2:08 am

[NWA]Adam0795 wrote:No we were talking on chat before going on server and after we came back there was your messages

What was i sayin?
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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Wed Nov 17, 2010 2:24 am

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Latest news from San Andreas!

Another fun day on server!

We had yet another wonderful day at the server yesterday! Very Happy

We got drunk
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We visited German post office
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And we played hide n seek (I was da best Very Happy)
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One more day wasted playing samp xD

Talents cont.
This is continuation of article from page 8. I received a complaint and so here it goes Very Happy

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PlayBoy ,enough said.

Lost and Damned in San Andreas

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Lost and damned gang in San Andreas! We're so proud to have such a wonderful guests! Make sure to be nice or they'll f**k you up.

A miracle of SF Airport!

Yesterday about 14:00 drunken British pilot Hit one of bridges liking LS and SF, fortunately plane didn't blow up and lucky pilot somehow managed to land on SF Airport. Oh those British people....
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Coca-Cola stuck in the tunnel

Yesterday a truck transporting Coca-Cola got stuck in the tunnel near LS Airport. The driver turned out to be a drunken British driver (Yes the same that crashed in article on page Cool. The truck was blocking the traffic for 30 min till some pissed of German tourist bumped him out of the tunnel with his tank! Apparently all bottles broke and driver committed suicide before police arrived.
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