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Post  [NWA]Cyclope on Sat Jan 30, 2010 1:56 am

do you now why chuck norris didnt act in lord of the rings ?because he doesnt need 3 movies to destroy a ring XD


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Post  [NWA]GrannyG on Sat Jan 30, 2010 2:23 am

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?Pregnant Very Happy

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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Sat Jan 30, 2010 3:43 am

lol! Very Happy

A skeleton visits the doctor. Thereupon, the doctor says: "You should have come earlier!"
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Post  [NWA]Cyclope on Sat Jan 30, 2010 8:05 pm

lol
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Post  [NWA]Hannes on Sun Jan 31, 2010 5:43 am

A blonde girl walks into a computer store.
-Hello. I need curtains for my computer, said the blonde.
-What do you mean with curtains? They are computers you stupid, said the assistant.
-Yeah but...
-What?
-I have Windows...

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Post  [NWA]GrannyG on Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:05 am

Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?", the first one asks."Oh! I died in a freezer," the second blonde replied." So how did you die?" The second blonde asks, "Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman," replied the first blonde. The second blonde then says, "If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!"

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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:17 am

why did blonde tried to steal police car? because she saw "911" on the back and thought it was Porsche
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