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Post  Diest on Sun Dec 20, 2009 2:25 am

Here's one:
Topics name :Girl advice
I never post on this forum, but since my 4chan is working like sh*t, I'm posting this here.

I REALLY need advice guys.

I've met this girl from my group of friends who I love, she is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, you'll probably think ''nah, just another girl'' BUT THIS IS A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. I started talking with her on msn some weeks ago, everything was awesome, she even said ''I love you'' once, and even her friends told me that she liked me, so I was really happy.
This saturday I threw a party at home.
Since I was caring of all the house I could not spend many time with her, despite we took a walk in the woods holding each others hands, and I was at my sofa sitting hugging her, which was pretty cool too.
Then she had to go and said goodbye to me, she said ''I hope we meet soon!!'' like ''I love you, it was a shame we hadn't kissed today, we didn't have time, I hope the next time we can meet and kiss!!'' (really, she meant that, I swear).
So today I went with her and more friends to have dinner at a japanese restaurant (I live in Spain by the way), and it was f*cking awful, we barely talked, she was all the time talking with other people, and it would have looked really awkward if I just came and started talking to her.
So she went home really early, and I couldn't do anything, it was REALLY failure, I am very disappointed about myself now sad.gif
This is where I need advice:

I never know what to talk about with her.
I never find the good moment to talk to her, because we don't have many confidence since we don't really know each other, so many actions will be considered ''awkward''.

Help a sad anon please..


The Reply:
#1.
I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 problems but a b*tch ain't one.
#2.
Does she shave her pussy?
#3.
Rape, it's the only way.
#4.
This whole scenario sounds exactly like a cliche-laden teen sex movie.

American Pie series for example. Being 17 myself, plus, I never had much trouble with girls, I've come to the conclusion of not trying too hard.

You don't show that you're THAT desperate. play a little hard to get.

But I'm not into that Jedi Mind Trick duel, I simply jerk off when I feel like doing anything with a girl.


Really good advice Cool especially number 3
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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Sun Dec 20, 2009 2:29 am

lol i have 2...

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Works great, No problems. By the way, I work for the Sacramento PD, I know for a fact (inside sources) that internetpolice32 is just a wannabe fear mongering dipshit. While I am an officer I download this stuff because on my salary and the prices of everything now days, its much more worth it to do it this way. Also the FBI has bigger fish to fry, come on, monitoring this site will get them nowhere due to the fact the torrents dont come from here, this is just a switching site (search engine).
So all you wannabe goody goodies need to get a life and let me and the rest of us download, 90% of us download for our own use, not to sell.
So in the kindest way, I say to all you who have a problem with us ‘sinners‘....GO SUCK A BIG ONE.
Sincerely
why would I put my name out here...
-internetpolicekiller ,torrent finder


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I suggest that we all will expand funny quotes data base together Very Happy
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Post  Diest on Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:01 am

Yark Girl advice
You all know the kinda famous topic that somebody post at least one time a month, but me it's the other way that I'll ask help.


There is a girl in my class, that loves me and that I don't love. Because she's to "yark". She keeps, looking me from behind when I'm talking with my friends and not looking at her. But when one of my friend look at her or I look at her, she stops looking at me. I fear that one of those day, she'll ask me if I want to be her boyfriend in public. I got a reputation to conserve. So.....


My question is: Can you give me some advises to make sure she won't love me?


Thanks

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#1.
Punch her in the tits?
#2.
Say, 'Yes' then go out on a date then act like a total jerk. Yay!

But still,
QUOTE
Punch her in the tits?

that is sounding pretty good.
#3.
f*ck her, spit in her face, tell her she's ugly.
#4.
Yark or not, man, this is a good chance to lose your virginity
#5.
Rape, it's the only way.
same answer just like before from same person
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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:07 am

the funny part is that he didnt? get the parachute at the top of the building
-SSBBpro21 ,comment on youtube vid "San Andreas: Suicide Jump"

this video is sooooooo fake. Iv'e played this game loads of time and i have never come across any of those cars let alone the two motorbikes that were showing on the video. The honda and kawasaki. How fake can you get haha
-thearborist87 ,comment on youtube video "GTA San Andreas mods cars"

this vid is boolshit ...
-Nemanja53 ,comment on youtube vid

i love last 1 XD ,how about ...this topic is afezome xD
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Post  Diest on Sun Dec 20, 2009 8:47 am

Here's new one:
[NWA]Ali_G on Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:59 pm
found in here
NO!ITS ON THURSDAY,THE DAY AFTER TOMMOROW!!
What a Face Shocked pale affraid No
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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Sun Dec 20, 2009 8:58 am

lol last 1 are best ones xD and btw i know its in ali's sig from like a week but i think it need to go here xD

im not stuped
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my little twin sisters wondered onto my laptops and looked my favorites list. They saw this video. Cried for the whole day. Then it was christams again. They said "Oh, I guess Santa didn't kill his reindeer and perish the elves." OMG, my sisters said 'perish' for the first time, and they learned it from me..
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This is message when i get during installing nfs hot pursuit 3 vista patch (i had to verify if its orginal [it was downloaded ofc xD])

Disc Verification completed!

Game disc is authentic!

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Post  [NWA]Hannes on Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:04 pm

If a fat man comes and puts you in a big bag, do not worry, Santa is just trying to give me the perfect gift.

Are you cold? You should be, because you were naked in my dreams all night.

Screw those pickup lines. Wanna f**k?

Panties are red, Briefs are blue, Oh screw that, off they go anyway!

-A swedish site with text translated to english by me.

I know these arent very good but some were hard to translate and in swedish they rhyme in english they dont :/

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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:09 pm

looool love that quotes especially 1st 1 xD
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Post  [NWA]GrannyG on Thu Dec 24, 2009 5:37 am

[quote="[NWA]Adam0795"]lol i have 2...

Works great, No problems. By the way, I work for the Sacramento PD, I know for a fact (inside sources) that internetpolice32 is just a wannabe fear mongering dipshit. While I am an officer I download this stuff because on my salary and the prices of everything now days, its much more worth it to do it this way. Also the FBI has bigger fish to fry, come on, monitoring this site will get them nowhere due to the fact the torrents dont come from here, this is just a switching site (search engine).
So all you wannabe goody goodies need to get a life and let me and the rest of us download, 90% of us download for our own use, not to sell.
So in the kindest way, I say to all you who have a problem with us ‘sinners‘....GO SUCK A BIG ONE.
Sincerely
why would I put my name out here...
-internetpolicekiller ,torrent finder

I guess he doesnt realise that if everyone will download games there will be no more games,i say buy a game then finish it,sell it and get a new one.

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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:07 am

yes its only pain and suffering from downloading games...i know from own experience -_-
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Post  [NWA]oOo_ROOCKY_oOo on Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:32 pm

alot of replays ahhh btw why i know that movie amircan pie the sex movie ever i seen
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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:31 pm

i need translation for post above pls xd
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Post  [NWA]GrannyG on Fri Dec 25, 2009 9:23 pm

"words hurt worse than if someone froze a sledge hammer and hit ur crotch with it and if ure a girl then they just hit ur face" -Daxflame from utube

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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:13 pm

rly...deep xd
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Post  [NWA]Hannes on Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:36 pm

Razz

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Post  [NWA]GrannyG on Sat Dec 26, 2009 12:05 am

[NWA]Adam0795 wrote:rly...deep xd

I know right. Smile

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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Mon Dec 28, 2009 3:41 am

I have quote of myself Very Happy
Keep it fake -_-
xd
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Post  [NWA]GrannyG on Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:24 am

"If idiots could fly the internet would be airport" -mrpregnant

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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:29 am

LOOOL this 1 is gr8 xD
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Post  [NWA]Hannes on Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:26 am

Ok this one from when assassin trained me in combat Razz

[NWA]Assassin: Hannes listen to me if you want to be pro in combat ffs!
[NWA]Eazy_E: It's not pro, its s**t.

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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:30 am

lol i remember that xD
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Post  [NWA]GrannyG on Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:14 am

I got 1 quote from the Ali G show "are you so anti abortions because you yourself was aborted?". Very Happy

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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:16 am

LOOL genius xd
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Post  [NWA]GrannyG on Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:54 am

Diest wrote:Here's one:
Topics name :Girl advice
I never post on this forum, but since my 4chan is working like sh*t, I'm posting this here.

I REALLY need advice guys.

I've met this girl from my group of friends who I love, she is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, you'll probably think ''nah, just another girl'' BUT THIS IS A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. I started talking with her on msn some weeks ago, everything was awesome, she even said ''I love you'' once, and even her friends told me that she liked me, so I was really happy.
This saturday I threw a party at home.
Since I was caring of all the house I could not spend many time with her, despite we took a walk in the woods holding each others hands, and I was at my sofa sitting hugging her, which was pretty cool too.
Then she had to go and said goodbye to me, she said ''I hope we meet soon!!'' like ''I love you, it was a shame we hadn't kissed today, we didn't have time, I hope the next time we can meet and kiss!!'' (really, she meant that, I swear).
So today I went with her and more friends to have dinner at a japanese restaurant (I live in Spain by the way), and it was f*cking awful, we barely talked, she was all the time talking with other people, and it would have looked really awkward if I just came and started talking to her.
So she went home really early, and I couldn't do anything, it was REALLY failure, I am very disappointed about myself now sad.gif
This is where I need advice:

I never know what to talk about with her.
I never find the good moment to talk to her, because we don't have many confidence since we don't really know each other, so many actions will be considered ''awkward''.

Help a sad anon please..


The Reply:
#1.
I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 problems but a b*tch ain't one.
#2.
Does she shave her pussy?
#3.
Rape, it's the only way.
#4.
This whole scenario sounds exactly like a cliche-laden teen sex movie.

American Pie series for example. Being 17 myself, plus, I never had much trouble with girls, I've come to the conclusion of not trying too hard.

You don't show that you're THAT desperate. play a little hard to get.

But I'm not into that Jedi Mind Trick duel, I simply jerk off when I feel like doing anything with a girl.


Really good advice Cool especially number 3

Last time i gave a girl advice to someone he said hes going g@y cuz she turned him down.

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Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:22 am



loool thats funniest thing i heard lately xD

oh btw its me and ali with changed nicks xd
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