LCPD - Fab Division

Good morning!
I'd like to take a minute to introduce our newly open division - "The Fab Division". Only the fabbest of our citizen can become a honourable member of our elite team. We have purchased a brand new cruisers and customized them so they meet all the needs of our fab officers. They're equipped in a mirror, lipstick, creams, perfumes, nail polish, as well as eye and facial make-up.

Our elite team in front of their brand-new cruisers

The aims of our new division are:

• Encourage people to wear only the latest and sexiest clothes, if not - forcing them to.
  
  Citizen receiving a fine for horrible clothing
  
• Prevent terrorist attacks aimed at fab citizens
  
• Protecting g*y parades
  
• Escorting V.I.FaGs (Very Important Fabs and Gays [You see what I did there? ])
  
  Escorting a V.I.FaG

Fab officers are also ones of the best trained officers in the LCPD
I'll list some of the things that fab training covers:

• Resisting a doughnut
  
• Advanced police driving course
  
• Advanced make-up course
  
• First Aid (Mostly focused mouth to mouth resuscitation)
  
  Fab officers only save fab or at least reasonably dressed citizens
  
• Basic team-work training

Also... I'd like to know what Mr. Hannes think of our Fab cruisers

Your Sincerely
French Tom
Captain of Fab Division

Damn... I couldn't resist :S

Nice.

Haha.

Adam i think you've been watching WAY too much cop vids for GTA IV ^^

I did watch a lot of them I can't wait for new lcpdfr so I'm just killing time ^^

Wow nice.

Ahh, my fab cruisers. Completely forgot about this <3