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Post  IceCube113 on Sun Dec 26, 2010 3:30 am

LoL
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Re: Jokes Discussion

Post  [NWA]oOo_ROOCKY_oOo on Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:16 am

you know why the britsh's cars have the driveing wheel on the right?

they say that the mader mistake..so when the people asked him about that he start Sweating cuz he dont know what he say..so he said:cars on britsh way! xD
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Re: Jokes Discussion

Post  IceCube113 on Mon Dec 27, 2010 2:20 am

[NWA]oOo_ROOCKY_oOo wrote:you know why the britsh's cars have the driveing wheel on the right?

they say that the mader mistake..so when the people asked him about that he start Sweating cuz he dont know what he say..so he said:cars on britsh way! xD

1.This is a quote topic not a joke one...
2.Its not funny (at least not for me)
3.If i was British i would find this offensive
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Re: Jokes Discussion

Post  [NWA]Adam0795 on Mon Dec 27, 2010 2:23 am

Lmao, how is that offensive? It's just a failed joke ^^
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Re: Jokes Discussion

Post  [NWA]GrannyG on Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:03 am

Offensive jokes FTW. =D

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Post  [NWA]WSD on Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:51 am

you know why the britsh's cars have the driveing wheel on the right?

they say that the mader mistake..so when the people asked him about that he start Sweating cuz he dont know what he say..so he said:cars on britsh way! xD
Fail. Facepalm
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Re: Jokes Discussion

Post  [NWA]oOo_ROOCKY_oOo on Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:26 pm

didn't like it? Sad ...here's some

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull his pants down?

A: He heard the snowblower coming

______________________________________
Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.

If you are phobic, don't press anything.

If you are anal retentive, please hold.

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Re: Jokes Discussion

Post  [NWA]GrannyG on Tue Dec 28, 2010 4:03 am

Liked the joke about the psychiatric hotline. lol!

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Re: Jokes Discussion

Post  [NWA]WSD on Tue Dec 28, 2010 5:56 am

Meh.
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Re: Jokes Discussion

Post  [NWA]Hannes on Fri Dec 31, 2010 7:01 am

A white man said, "Sorry sir, Colored people are not allowed here."
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK,"
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
*Pauses*
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK,"
"When you grow up you're WHITE,"
"When you're sick, you're GREEN,"
"When you go in the sun you turn RED,"
"When you're cold you turn BLUE,"
"And you say I am coloured?"

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Re: Jokes Discussion

Post  [NWA]WSD on Fri Dec 31, 2010 7:09 am

Lol.
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Re: Jokes Discussion

Post  [NWA]GrannyG on Fri Dec 31, 2010 7:12 am

Heard this joke before,still funny though. Razz

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Re: Jokes Discussion

Post  [NWA]WSD on Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:41 am

On an actual Gravestone:
Papa loved mamma
Mamma loved men
Mamma's in the graveyward
Papa's in the pen
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Post  [NWA]GrannyG on Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:08 pm

You wanna tell me it's actually written on someones gravestone?

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Re: Jokes Discussion

Post  [NWA]WSD on Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:24 pm

Yes. Razz
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Re: Jokes Discussion

Post  [NWA]WSD on Thu Jan 13, 2011 7:56 am

Guy 1 to Guy 2: Haha, you failed!
Guy 2 to Guy 1: So did your Dad's condom.
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Post  [NWA]GrannyG on Thu Jan 13, 2011 4:25 pm

loooool

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Re: Jokes Discussion

Post  [NWA]WSD on Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:32 pm

And I thought it was already posted Very Happy
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Re: Jokes Discussion

Post  [NWA]GrannyG on Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:38 pm

That joke?I don't know.

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Re: Jokes Discussion

Post  [NWA]WSD on Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:43 pm

I could have sworn I heard that joke before somewhere.
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Re: Jokes Discussion

Post  IceCube113 on Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:09 am

One guy had a accident and went to the hospital...

His situation was very critical but he survived..

The next day his wife shows up:

Wife:"Oh honey you ok?"
Husband:"Yes dear im ok, it was critical, but im ok now"

So they stayed there and talked a bit when the wife said:

W:"Oh my god dear you wont believe what happened to me"
H:"What?"
W"On my way here to the hospital i entered a taxi and told him to drive here"
H:"Ok..."
W:"Then i figured out i forgot my wallet"
H:"Oh no... What did you do?"
W:"I told the driver and he said:"Dont worry we will figure it out"
H:"Ok...?"
W:Then half way there he stopped in an alleyway, and he told me:"Alright lets see how can you pay.You got 2 choices: A) You suck my d*ck B) You sing me a song"
H:"That asshole!!!........ What did you choose?
W:"Well dear, i dont really feel like singing when you're in the hospital..."
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Re: Jokes Discussion

Post  [NWA]GrannyG on Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:23 am

loool

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Re: Jokes Discussion

Post  [NWA]WSD on Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:12 am

Rofl.
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Re: Jokes Discussion

Post  [NWA]oOo_ROOCKY_oOo on Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:24 pm

When Justin Bieber said he was having a baby,

Bruno Mars threw a grenade at him and said: You're g*y!

Which made Lady gaga call Alejandro for help.

Rihanna was scared the world would end , so she took drugs and forgot her name.

Eminem said Im not afraid of dying.

...Britney told Rihanna drugs were toxic and Rihanna told her: Go work as a circus clown, u freak

Finally, Nelly woke up saying. Phew! it was Just a dream!

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Re: Jokes Discussion

Post  [NWA]WSD on Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:22 am

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